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Postby regishay » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:53 pm

Skeeter wrote:here is some more advice....im getting married may 6, and i want a new set of golf clubs and a new shotgun.....well, you can assume that chit aint happening....so, i currently have 24 minutes left for the golf clubs on ebay before i get those....and the gun show is in a few weekends.....you must do all this stuff before you get married...

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Thats just wrong, you better set her striaght now cause you going to be playing with the same set of clubs and shooting the same shotgun 30 years from now, if you keep that attitude. Trust me if she sees something she wants she will probably get it, especially is she working. Cause im going to tell you something guys, she is contributing also, no matter how much she makes, half of its hers. :lol:
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Postby mudsucker » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:58 pm

Hell, Mine doesn't work and says, "HALF IS HERS"! :shock: :oops: :cry:
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Postby Greenhead22 » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:02 pm

Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours is her's too. :lol:
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Postby Magic Mallard » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:34 pm

God Blesss you both.....urine gonna need it......
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Postby duckkiller » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:16 pm

Greenhead22 wrote:Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours his her's too. :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol: you got that right
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Postby Click » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:28 pm

Hey Jim,


Mayor Hogg here.

I have two pieces of advice. First, there is no such thing as constructive criticism in a marriage. Second, you are going to fight--just remember to fight naked.
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Postby rebelduckaholic » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:08 pm

Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours his her's too.






This is one I gots to agree with GH22 on
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Postby tica-tica » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:30 am

What do she look like? Do she have a Butter Face?
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Postby Greenhead22 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:37 am

rebelduckaholic wrote:
Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours his her's too.






This is one I gots to agree with GH22 on


Now you know why I'm single. :lol:
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Postby Bustin' Ducks » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:14 am

Dog's Eye wrote:> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
> all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
> such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
> 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
> run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
> 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
>
>
>
> A Troubled User.
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>
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
> just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
> and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
> to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 or, once installed, to
> uninstall or purge the Wife 1.0 program files from the system.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
> Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on updating and
> improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application,
> "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
> will return to normal anyway.
>
>
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
> 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It
> 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
> only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
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>
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>


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Postby mudsucker » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:33 pm

Greenhead22 wrote:Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours his her's too. :lol:
"his her's "WTF :?:
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Postby Greenhead22 » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:28 pm

mudsucker wrote:
Greenhead22 wrote:Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours his her's too. :lol:
"his her's "WTF :?:


I got carried away with my h's. :lol:
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Postby Spoonallard » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:39 pm

I know how to save him. Someone show her the video of him shootin geese in his longjohns. :lol:
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Postby Gman » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:20 am

WHAT DID SHE SAY? It's BEEN 8 Days!!!!!
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Postby kwat » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:40 pm

Nope, what's her's is her's..........and what's yours his her's too.

Ya'll forgot the most important one.

"What's gonna be yours, is her's already :!: :!: ", if ya don't believe it, just ask the Judge.
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