wish me luck, im popping the question

[jdbuckshot]

im going to ask my highschool sweet heart to marry me tomarrow, we have been dating for over 4 years, and i know shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with! i'll update tomarrow!

[Dutch Dog]

Damn man...ain't you learnt nuttin. You shoulda done that yesterday. HEHE, I know what you're doing...she was probably expecting it yesterday and now you've got her wondering....gonna catch her off guard. Good luck to you!!!

[JDgator]

Best of luck to you.

I remember doing the same thing last July. The "date" comes in May for me. I promise the next few months are gonna fly by for you.

[duckkiller]

good luck to ya

[RebelYelp]

Good Luck Jim, let us know how it goes....

[H20 Fowl]

good luck, wish ya the best

[chevy01234]

Good luck man

[astorey]

best wishes!

aubrey

[Ducks be us]

Good luck JD

[MudHog]

I'd tell you not to do it. I enjoy being single to much.

but to each their own and if that floats your boat, go for it. Good Luck to you!

[hillhunter]

good luck and don't choke on this one..

[jkb87]

break a leg.......

[Dog's Eye]

> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
> all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
> such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
> 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
> run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
> 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
>
>
>
> A Troubled User.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
> just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
> and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
> to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 or, once installed, to
> uninstall or purge the Wife 1.0 program files from the system.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
> Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on updating and
> improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application,
> "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
> will return to normal anyway.
>
>
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
> 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It
> 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
> only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
>
>
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>

[dawg-n-duck]

BWAAA

[Spoonallard]

Jim have you lost your pea picking mind. Dangit boy. Oh hell good luck, but don't say we didn't tell you so.
Spoon