A lawyer, a doctor, and a engineer

[Shoot'em in the Mouth]

all thought they had the best lab ever. So they decide to go hunting one day & see just who had the best Lab.

The first group of birds came in, they shot & all decided the engineer would have his dog go on the first retrieve.

The engineer says, " ok, slide rule, back it up". The dog goes out, surveys everything around, starts building this device out of sticks & his collar, ends up with a crane looking thing, retrieves the duck, brings it back & they all agree he had a good dog.

Next group of ducks come in, the doctor says, "alright bed-pan, back it up". The dog goes out gets the bird, pulls out his knife, preps it, cleans it, and wraps it up in paper ready for the grill. They all agree it was pretty impressive.

Next group comes in, the lawyer says, "ok loop-hole, back it up". Well, he gets up, stretches a bit, drinks the engineer's coffee, eats the doctors sausage balls, screws the other two dogs, pokes his paw in the water & shivers & turns around & says, "yall aren't paying me enough for this".... [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]