A Christmas Eve laugh for everyone.....

[Greenhead22]

It might as well be at my expense. Does everyone remember the video of the hunter getting attacked by the lion after shooting it? Well, I got kamikaze'd this morning by a gadwall drake with a phd from the boshido school of kamikazism.

We had a group of gads come in, and we cut 'em. I folded a drake on the first shot and switched over on this bird. I hit the bird, but he didn't go down. Next thing I know this bird was at 25 yds, but he's now at 10 yds and dive bombing towards me. I shoot and hit again, but he keeps coming. My feet are stuck in the mud, so I'm not going anywhere. I duck to the left, and he got close enough to knock my cap off and send my booty falling into the water sideways. Needless to say I was soaking wet, and we sat there another 45 min to get 2 more birds to finish our limit.

The other guy didn't see it, which sucked because I'll probably have no one to believe me.

[Hog Hunter]

Thata funny....alittle last second pay back!!

[duckkiller]

That was his way of Saying Mary Christmas to you gh22

[Greenhead22]

I just wish my usual hunting buddy was there. He's been breaking out the dvd camera lately during hunts.............would've made good material for america's funniest home video's.

[bodeen]

Thats hilarious. I've had alot of strange things happen while hunting but nothing like that. I wish your buddy had his camera. I would love to see the video.

[mottlet]

I once had to try and quickly vacate a coffin blind to avoid a stricken snow goose. All I did was get wet. Once when I rolled into the water, and again when the goose, which didn't hit the coffin blind after all, splashed down three feet away.

That goose wasn't falling from down low either. If it had connected with my pretty little head, a whole new meaning to "coffin blind" might have been born.

mottlet

[Bill Collector]

Why didn't you just "duck" out of the way? That's bad.........really bad. Don't know what got into me.

[VICKSBURGBOB]

I had a wood duck do me that way one time in Delta National. I shot him across a slew where he had been swimming and was jumped by other gunfire in the woods. Flew right at me on his way out. I nailed him dead center and he locked in on me and kersplash I was soaked diving out of the way. My father in law laughed so hard I thought he was going to bust a gut.

[Bankermane]

Prolly has bird flu

[h2o_dog]

Thanks for that story GH22...I'll going to try a "self-defense" defense next time I'm accidentally over the limit.

[rustypjr]