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Texas Baby

Postby Bankermane » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:54 pm

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when, he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a Typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,but theTexan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks ...like I said, my boy's a Typical Texas baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" ...One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that Typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his, Lone Star beer,wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,


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Postby duck_nutt » Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:02 pm

LOL!
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Postby cwink » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:02 am

Glad I am TX Baby :lol:
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Postby GO REBS » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:50 pm

cwinkler wrote:Glad I am TX Baby :lol:


I know thats right!!!!!!!!!

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