Favorite Movie Quotes

[mossyisland]

What are some of your favorite movie quotes from your favorite movies? There is a reason I ask. The best quotes will be used for ducksouth project that is going on. GO!

[novacaine]

Lonesome Dove
As Capt Call told Newt before they crossed the river to steal horses, he handed Newt a gun and told him......
"Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it"

It applies to guns and duck hunting gear so its my favorite.

[novacaine]

O Brother where art thou:
"This place is a geographic anomaly, its 2 weeks from anywhere"

[Seymore]

"To Hell with them fellas." Hits the dead guy in the forehead with a spit of chewing tobacco "Buzzards go to eat, same as worms."

[novacaine]

Live and let die:
The sheriff from the bayou said
"Accident!!! This aint no accident !! An accident is when a june bug flies up your ass!!, It aint june!!

[novacaine]

Outlaw Josey Wales:
" See Lige, he's as harmless as a heal hound when you pull his teeth"
" You know what i say to that Josey Wales? Doodlum squat!
" I'll be needin my rifle to shoot squirrels and such"

John Wayne:
Say , how much are them peaches? Dollar the can. Dollar tha Can! Yep, dollar tha can. I got hooked on em when i was a yonker, never got my fill..

Cool Hand Luke:
50 yegg? Nobody eats 50 yeggs!
How many do you need?.............i can do this all day

[novacaine]

Some more Lonesome Dove:

Gus.............."You boys gonna get the drizzles if you dont calm down"
Capt.............." Ol Deets aint one to give up on a garment just cause its got a little wear"
Capt............"I won't tolerate rude behavior in a man"
Capt..............." Id like to see the herd you and Jake Spoon would gather, a herd o whore"

[Tedl10]

"Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him." - Capt. Quint

[mshunter77]

Almost anything from Tombstone

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?


Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Wyatt Earp: Doc you're not a hypocrite, you just like to sound like one.

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...


Sherman McMasters: Where is he?
Doc Holliday: Down by the creek, walking on water.


I could go on and on

[Smoke68]

Another Lonesome Dove. Btw, I'm sure several of you will recognize the pic in my signature...

Gus: "Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop."

[Greenhead22]

Young Guns
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
Peppin: Yeah, that's right, Bonney. We got a whole...
Boom !
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin. Charley Crawford's not with you anymore.

Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, "turd-cutter". They can't see us.

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: You guy see the size of that chicken ???

Tombstone
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Doc, you oughta be in bed, what the hell you doin this for anyway?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Johnny Tyler: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Top Gun
Maverick: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

Charlie: So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well, we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.

Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: She's lo... No she hasn't.
Maverick: Yes, she has.
Goose: She's not lost that lo...
Maverick: Goose, she's lost it, man.
Goose: Come on!
Goose: Aw sh... I hate it when she does that.

[Odis]

Fill you hands you son of a #*+*^*+**,
True Grit
I'll watch the whole movie to hear John Wayne say that

[mossyisland]

Really good ones so far!

[nez]

Most of the best Wyatt ones have been mentioned but here's one from Costner:
"You tell them I'm coming and he**'s coming with me."

Samuel L. Jackson from SWAT:
"Sometimes doing the right thing ain't always doing the right thing."

From Field of Dreams:
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."

[teul2]

My lines are obviously way more low brow than y'alls.

Dazed and Confused
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” — Wooderson
“Alright, alright, alright!” — Wooderson
“It’d be a lot cooler if you did.” — Wooderson
Imagine how many people out there are f#(k!n' right now man, just goin' at it. — Slater
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here,..... — Wooderson
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, b!+(h. — Darla

Apocalypse Now
I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Full Metal Jacket
Pretty much anything Gunny says the first half of the movie.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You best unf#(k yourself or I will unscrew your head and s#!+ down your NECK!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls#!+. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's @$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think ya' been cheated.

Private Cowboy: Don't s#!+ me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't s#!+ you. You're my favorite turd!

Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!

Super Troopers
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
OOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Foster: All right meow.

Stoner: I'm freakin' out, man!
Rabbit: You are freaking out... man.

Farva: Car Ram-Rod.

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

Mac : Good enough... to f#(k... your mother.

Varsity Blues
Tweeder: "Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice."
Billy Bob: A 10... a 10... a f#(k!ng 10!
Billy Bob: Puke and rally!!!!