Ask DS - Geyser Falls

[DuckDeke]

It appears my family wants to go to the water park while I am home for a visit. Has anyone been to Geyser Falls yet? Any reviews, commentary, positive or negative experiences. I appreciate any info.

[greenheadgrimreaper]

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[edub20]

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[Ster]

Geyser Falls is a nice water park. I recommend you call them and find out which days are going to be the lightest. Water parks are not fun when they are packed with people. Also, there are days when a Local Boys and Girls club or some other inner city outreach program may schedule a day there. The last thing you want to be is at the water park with six to ten bus loads of non-swimmers.

[jacksbuddy]

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Umm, huh? Didn't you post something on the following thread?

http://www.ducksouth.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... 1&t=103651

[duramax]

It's okay. If you have the time, drive to Hot Springs, AR. They have a water park and theme park in one. It's further away, but 10x better.

http://www.magicsprings.com/

Every Saturday they have a good band playing at night that is free with entrance to the park.

[Rice]

Both are full of non swimmers...take your pic..

No joke, gotta hit em on weekdays

Last time I went to Geyser Falls- Me and my girlfriend were in the wave pool floating around in piss and filth. So I am hanging onto the side of the tube and my gf is on the tube. Well there goes the horn, get ready for a bonanza of waves and overweight bodies smashing into you!

So we're rocking along, I am intentionally kicking my feet as hard as possible, waiting...hoping. Absolute chaos is going on, you'd think it was a tsunami of water and black people, save the occasional white couple the size of elephant seals. Well a decent size wave hits and as I look to my right an overweight teenage cub's SOCK brushes the front of my teeth and lips. A nasty, drenched sock with an even nastier drenched foot contained within it. Who the hell wears a sock to a water park- in the water? Hell I don't want my drenched sock in my mouth! I dog cussed that SOB. For the record you can talk all the chit you can stand to as many blacks as you want when you're in a wave pool. They're just trying to survive in there.

After that episode, as I'm leaving the wave pool in total disgust and seriously considering to make a vow to never enter Geyser Falls again, I see the tipping point that sealed that vow:

With the taste of sock still fresh in my mouth, I see a whoa-man waddling into the pool blabbering some jibberish and pissed off at someone or some thing. Long story short, 4X white t-shirts and black nipples the size of pie plates topped with the spicy zest of ethno-crusted cotton socks sealed the deal. To her credit, mankind has yet to invent a material that can even come close to harnessing the size of that woman's knockers. As I was picking up our stuff to leave, a literal walking skeleton of a white woman was pulling on a Winston 100 and apparently clueless or careless with regards to the massive bush that her swimsuit was failing miserably to contain. I have been to water parks all over, it ain't just in MS, but Geyser falls is exceptionally disturbing to the human eye.



But if you're asking me what I think- there ain't enough chlorine in this world.

[mudsucker]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[slayem]

I did bust out laughing on that lil rant there! I had to print it out and let my coworker read it!

[4dawgma]

[edub20]

[DuckDeke]

Thanks for the info. I didn't see the other thread. GGR's rant was as hilarious...and disturbing.