If I hear one more bad cliche...

[Blackduck]

When did I eat corn?

From experience I can safely say 18-20 hrs prior.

[DoublePslayer]

Thats fked up as a football bat.
Messed up as a turned over tackle box.

[ransco33]

Farked up as a nagger flip flop

[Take 'em]

You could f up a wet dream
Sounds about as fun as hang nail in a finger f###ing
Sweating like a whore in church
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel
If your waiting on me, your backing up
Man you were cutting up like a new pair of scissors

[Dutch Dog]

Fu**ed up like a reggin bicycle
Slower than smoke off cold $hit
Hotter than a witches pu$$y on halloween.
Slicker than owl $hit

I think this is how this one goes. Reggin weekend 44 hours of "@#$%#" and fixin cars, and 4 hours sleeping.

[mudsucker]

When my ship comes in, I'll probbably be at the airport!

Grinning bigger that a dog eating shat through a wirebrush!

I wouldn't trade this for a whole box of speckeled puppies!

If it ain't broke, try harder!

You can't fix stupid!

[Big R]

Worse than a Bull in a China Shop, what you don't break you $hit on....
You would screw up a one car funeral...
If I was any better I would be twins...
Finer than Frog Hair split 3 ways...

[Buckwabit]

Hard Head Equals Sore booty

[Big R]

Dumb as a day old cheeseburger...

[stevea]

didnt yall understand he didnt want to hear all this. I mean its not rocket surgery!

[Dux Be Us]

Is it Friday yet...catch ya later alligator...after awhile crock o'dile... no worries mate, pimpin' aint easy

[Trappey]

Keep ya head up and your pistols down!
Got more game than a Nintendo
Got about as much skills as a one legged hockey player.
I told ya so
Doesn't know his booty from a hole in the ground

[Trappey]

It's hotter than high school "BEARDED CLAM" out here!!!!

[medic11]

there is no place like home

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

[bigwater]

Should we turn off the spinner