You can't Fix STUPID!

[rciii]

s & w model 66 .357 in the minn mn airport. the fbi fella was not in a jovial mood

[RedEyed Duck]

s & w model 66 .357 in the minn mn airport. the fbi fella was not in a jovial mood

what year did this happen?

[quackheadbp]

I went through LAX on tuesday and forgot to take my laptop out of my bag, and the security officer went all drill instructor on me and told me not to touch the bag while he searched it, while the other officer was laughing at him, and the ole dude got mad at him for not being serious enough about my possible treat.lol.

[rciii]

s & w model 66 .357 in the minn mn airport. the fbi fella was not in a jovial mood

what year did this happen?

way before any of current situation, '96...but it was about 2 months b4 they had one of the first threats. something like 11 planes were going to go down on one day in august of that year.

and oh yeah, it was loaded at the time. its always amazed me how one simple decision is like stepping off a cliff..."we don't need to wait on the bus, the terminal is just right over lets just walk over."...and thats when the fight broke out

[jacksbuddy]

In 2000 I flew to Africa on business. When we landed in Mozambique, the little security guard had us empty our pockets and my handy-dandy Swiss Army knife was found. I don't know Portugese, but I know when I'm about to get the shaft in any language. Little dork turns to tell his partner that he's going to take my knife and that he should take something from the next traveller, and that is when I slipped it back in my pocket and moved on. By the time the little dummy realized he'd lost out, I was already out the door and in a cab.

On the way back I was able to get cuban cigars past Buddy the Beagle in Miami by petting him like a long lost puppy. The officer told me to leave him alone because he was working so I left. If that dog could've talked he'd have told his handler, 'You dumb@$$! That guy had Cuban Cigars in every one of his pockets."

[HeKing]

When I was flyin back from Vegas in 07 the lady in front of my had a bag full of souviniers including some sort of salad dressing and a full bottle of wine. they made her chunk the salad dressing but let her keep the wine. Anybody got a clue how that works?

I was in DC in Feb and I was going in to one of the congressional office buildings. Forgot to take my copenhagen out of my pocket. set off the detector and they got REAL antsy real fast.