Another good dose of medicine !
Have a pre-prepared note you keep with you, that simply states
YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
ANY MORE TROUBLE OUT OF YOU AND THINGS COULD GET SERIOUS !
Then the next time you catch him pumping gas at the local Texaco,...
STOMP A MUDHOLE IN HIS booty & WALK IT DRY !
Then just leave the note taped to his steering wheel !
End of problem !
CAUTION : MAKE DANG SHURE HE AIN'T A BIG OL, GRAIN-FED, MEAN-ASS, NO KRAP TAKIN SON OF A YOU KNOW WHAT !
In this event.... Let him have those ducks !
Rip Em !
OFFSEASON ?,..... Ain't no such thing !