My wife sent me this earlier today. I don't know if it's real or not, but it's f-ing hilarious!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... %26fvi%3D1
ebay; gotta love it!
ebay; gotta love it!
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this guy is funny as hell
here is another listing from him..
Item number: 120161128355
<DIV>Had to re-list the item because of the bad words. The eBay police sirens went off and the pigs "representative" asked for a formal apology so here it is.
I’m sorry I ever met you. You are the biggest C**T I have ever met. You and your FNG attorney can kiss my A. Are you now stalking me you crazy B? Everything you listed in the letter is located in the storage facility. The combination is 42, 47, 53 which is exactly what your body measurements are. You can keep all the SH** you ever bought me because any reminders that I have of you gives me a case of chronic diarrhea. And here’s a few things you should also know: Lisa came on to me at least a dozen times after you passed out from stuffing your fat face with food. Your Moms breath smells like A**- does she spread her bagels with SH** every morning? Yes, I always thought your sister was hot and last Christmas, she slipped a little tongue in when we kissed. And all those times you asked me if you could urinate on me as a sxual fantasy? Are you FNG kidding me? I’d rather let a stray Doberman SH** in my mouth. The site of you squatting over me would put my D**K in a 10 year cocoon. You’re also the only female I know with 6 inch hair follicles around your npples. The only reason why I succked on them was to floss my teeth. Remember all those times when you asked me if you looked fat in that dress? The answer was F yes. Yes your nose is big; you look like toucan sam with a beer belly and saggy T*ts. Do I think your arms are too hairy? Frankly I never really noticed- afterall your family is from
here is another listing from him..
Item number: 120161128355
<DIV>Had to re-list the item because of the bad words. The eBay police sirens went off and the pigs "representative" asked for a formal apology so here it is.
I’m sorry I ever met you. You are the biggest C**T I have ever met. You and your FNG attorney can kiss my A. Are you now stalking me you crazy B? Everything you listed in the letter is located in the storage facility. The combination is 42, 47, 53 which is exactly what your body measurements are. You can keep all the SH** you ever bought me because any reminders that I have of you gives me a case of chronic diarrhea. And here’s a few things you should also know: Lisa came on to me at least a dozen times after you passed out from stuffing your fat face with food. Your Moms breath smells like A**- does she spread her bagels with SH** every morning? Yes, I always thought your sister was hot and last Christmas, she slipped a little tongue in when we kissed. And all those times you asked me if you could urinate on me as a sxual fantasy? Are you FNG kidding me? I’d rather let a stray Doberman SH** in my mouth. The site of you squatting over me would put my D**K in a 10 year cocoon. You’re also the only female I know with 6 inch hair follicles around your npples. The only reason why I succked on them was to floss my teeth. Remember all those times when you asked me if you looked fat in that dress? The answer was F yes. Yes your nose is big; you look like toucan sam with a beer belly and saggy T*ts. Do I think your arms are too hairy? Frankly I never really noticed- afterall your family is from
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The best post yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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