Top Five Conversations/Statements in the Blind in 2002-2003

[Deadeye]

I actually forgot one of my most favorites that a friend of mine said while hunting this year. It was the best hunt I was on all year, anyway:

1) "Look at duck cupped up and coming in, I'm fixin' let the air outta him"

2) "If that duck makes one more pass, I'm gonna knock the down from his ass."

3) "Fella's, I've hunted with a lot of people in my life, but I have never hunted with the 3 stooges before." - This was a man that tagged along with us on a hunt.

4) "I should have gotten some of that horny goatweed stuff back there at the Haijeh(service station in Tunica)"

Deadeye

[Delta Duck]

Deadeye,

You talking about the guy that hunted on the Brick Way?

[Deadeye]

That's a 10-4 there Delta.... You ever been hunting up there on the Brick Way?

They got some great duck hunting up there.
When we gonna eat some of those fried quail?

Deadeye

[Double_R]

"What's for breakfast?"

"I got MINE!"

"I finally got a band...Man, am I glad you weren't there"

In reference to the bonafide $#!+, part lab, that breaks, returns when she damned well pleases with partially-picked birds, "She'll do what I say today....I brought her favorite doggy snacks"

"We gotta do something to pull this hunt outta the $#!+"

[River Hunter]

"If we sit here long enough the will come" "What time is it" "Mabey if we move the dekes around" "Lets cut down more cover for the blind" "Tomorrow we need to set up over there""You think if we......it will help"

[skygazer]

"let 'em get a little closer then blast 'em with the spotlight"

"i know he ain't gonna drive through our freakin' decoys"

"man, can you believe he drove through our freakin' decoys"

"gotta piss AGAIN!!!!"

"you know he sees 'em fallin' in and hears us blastin' 'em"

"man, look at 'em fall in on him"

"you sure you shot that one, i thought i did"

"i know i hit that bird. look at the feathers floatin' down"

[Wildfowler]

Someone needs to control their dog.

[THE DUCKSLAYER]

JIM,i couldn't help ya this year.just wasnt a good year.every morning there would be 100 to 10,000 trucks at the boat ramp.that ramp hurts.bring on the drought thats what i wish for low,low,low water conditions.hey how did delta do this year?

[Don Miller]

Hey Duckslayer, Why wish for low water, every duck hunter owns a Go-Devil nowadays. I vote that all hunters be limited to no more than 6 mojo ducks per spread.

[SoftCall]

Wildfowler - you left off the part about.."shut up or I'll come over there and whip your @$$"! Hah! That was too funny

[torch]

Hmm! I don't remember eating corn.

[Wildfowler]

Ohhh, They sure didn't like the sound of that.....

[SoftCall]

1. "Sheeeeit...this boat don't leak...it'll float for a whole hunt!"

2. "Well - it's half charter and half crown....I call it old royal."

3. "don't worry, I have never even seen another boat on this hole....WHAT! damn them boys is from south carolinee!"

4. "yeah, I know Mallardchaser, you shot my duck again too..."

5. "hey listen to this one...DAMN! I think I'm sitting in those hot tamales I ate last night"

[THE DUCKSLAYER]

don miller,

i remember when there was just a few of us with those long shafted things.THOSE WERE THE DAYS!