THE LOUISIANA WAY

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THE LOUISIANA WAY

Postby sportsman450 » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:03 pm

The steps at the Louisiana state capitol needed some repairs so

bids were solicited from carpenters from across the state and were presented to

the Governor.



First a carpenter from Carencro looks it over. After a session of

measuring and figuring he presents his bid.



I can do it for $9,000, he says, "I'd need $4,000 for materials,

$4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me."



Next a coonass from Lafayette does his measuring and calculating,

then says, "I'll do it for $7,000, $3,000 for materials, $3,000

for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me."



Last a Cajun from Breaux Bridge steps up. Without even looking at

the job site he says, "I'll do it for $27,000."



Surprised at how high it is, the Governor asks him to explain it.

"It's simple," he says, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we

hire the guy from Lafayette."





The Governor used his $10,000 to buy his girlfriend a Rolex. :lol:
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Postby Greenhead22 » Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:08 pm

The joke would be credible except for the fact that Governor is a woman. :lol:
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Postby Jeff » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:08 am

Fits Louisiana politics to a tee!
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Postby Anatidae » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:08 am

That coulda been back when Edwin Edwards was Governor........or Hughey P. :wink:
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Postby Greenhead22 » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:36 am

Or possibly Mike Foster..... :lol:
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Postby tennduckdog » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:40 am

Change those names to King Willie, LaRoy, Washington and Alphonsoline and you have Memphica.
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Postby mudsucker » Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:43 pm

Greenhead22 wrote:The joke would be credible except for the fact that Governor is a woman. :lol:
:roll: No one said it happen just recently! :roll:
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Postby peewee » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:48 pm

That sounds like some Billy McCoy and Steve Holland politics there now.
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Postby iron grip » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:20 pm

He11 I'd say it hapopens everyitme the Capitol needs new steps!!
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Postby Greenhead22 » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:30 pm

hey mudsucker.....

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KMA !!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby mudsucker » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:40 pm

Mark a spot. I hear you are booty all over! :lol:
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Postby duckamateur » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:41 pm

TTT
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Postby ducman77 » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:42 pm

whats the deal duckamature
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