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Chuckle12 wrote:Word.

gator wrote:prayers sent for pass.

it's just a dog-goned, golly gee willeckers pflucking shame a man of his character has the hammer dropped on his sorry azzz

and, what's even worse, worse by light years i say, aye, tippy tippy day-day, is that anyone, ANYONE YOU HEAR ME henceforth and hithertofore, on this board would be out, gnash teefs, and pull the few hairs you have left on your head out over such an atrocity, A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD, as some law enforcement officer using every means possible to dishonor, dis-integritize, and disenfranchise one who has obviously gone to such limits, such heights, such personal strife as to uphold, holdfast and lead by example to us ALL in the name of CONSERVATION, FAIR CHASE, and just outright human decency.

i mean, you guys act like the old basterdous pissant used his advantage to the pull in dolla bills........dolla dolla bills, when the rest of you poor saps were freezing your azzes off at a boat ramp surrounded by knumbskulls who prefer to ride around that dump in LOUD surface drives.

you know what? as an act of solidarity, an olive leaf if you will, i'd like to lead us in a word of prayer.

will the congregation bow their heads?

Dear Lord, we as an intelligent peoples are willing to do what's necessary to "right the direction of our society" and we CHOOSE Lord to have the law enforcement officers look the other way when the breaking of a law doesn't merit what our brains tells us is important......like Lord, let's just say - for examples sake - driving 80 in a 65. I mean, Lord, that's pretty mundane and really the LEO is showing his/her arrogance and stupidity by even stopping me. Remember, that's just an example Lord..........and, please remember Pass, Lord. He was such a "giving soul" Lord. I mean, giving that steel (or lead) to all those ducks all those times when i was sitting in some garhole.......Lord, it's Pass, Lord........Pass, he's old, real old.......can't you give him a, well, Pass? He probably doesn't know how to read Lord, he probably couldn't read all those rules and regs regarding Duck season...........I mean, 6, is a lot of numbers to count too.........there's like 5 before that, unless you count "0" which is what most of these girls on this dump tend to bring home, whether at a bar or hunting, though i digress.

P.s.....Lord, you know that whole scenario I talked about regarding someone driving 80 in a 65? Well, I'd like to pray for every board member here with a child (myself included) that if that 80 MPH mundane violator of the law is carrying my child (or anyone else's for that matter) away to use every orifice on their little bodies as a target................................well, a little headsup would be nice. that way, it keeps me (or anyone else that thinks "certain laws need to be looked past in order to get society on track" keeps our children whole.

**BUT BUT BUT, not all the time Lord........Just when I need the law and LEO's to work in my favor...............otherwise, i need us to focus on righting this society by disregarding it's laws. but BUT BUT, just a few laws Lord......you know, the stupid ones. Lord, you got a sheet with those laws - i know someone up there does Lord, don't hide it - and i'll just circle the ones to disregard and WHEN i want you to disregard them. thanks man, you're the bestest

thanks Lord, and thanks msducks for allowing me a place to hang with such a fine bunch of conservationists.

SHANE704 wrote:

gator wrote:prayers sent for pass.

it's just a dog-goned, golly gee willeckers pflucking shame a man of his character has the hammer dropped on his sorry azzz

and, what's even worse, worse by light years i say, aye, tippy tippy day-day, is that anyone, ANYONE YOU HEAR ME henceforth and hithertofore, on this board would be out, gnash teefs, and pull the few hairs you have left on your head out over such an atrocity, A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD, as some law enforcement officer using every means possible to dishonor, dis-integritize, and disenfranchise one who has obviously gone to such limits, such heights, such personal strife as to uphold, holdfast and lead by example to us ALL in the name of CONSERVATION, FAIR CHASE, and just outright human decency.

i mean, you guys act like the old basterdous pissant used his advantage to the pull in dolla bills........dolla dolla bills, when the rest of you poor saps were freezing your azzes off at a boat ramp surrounded by knumbskulls who prefer to ride around that dump in LOUD surface drives.

you know what? as an act of solidarity, an olive leaf if you will, i'd like to lead us in a word of prayer.

will the congregation bow their heads?

Dear Lord, we as an intelligent peoples are willing to do what's necessary to "right the direction of our society" and we CHOOSE Lord to have the law enforcement officers look the other way when the breaking of a law doesn't merit what our brains tells us is important......like Lord, let's just say - for examples sake - driving 80 in a 65. I mean, Lord, that's pretty mundane and really the LEO is showing his/her arrogance and stupidity by even stopping me. Remember, that's just an example Lord..........and, please remember Pass, Lord. He was such a "giving soul" Lord. I mean, giving that steel (or lead) to all those ducks all those times when i was sitting in some garhole.......Lord, it's Pass, Lord........Pass, he's old, real old.......can't you give him a, well, Pass? He probably doesn't know how to read Lord, he probably couldn't read all those rules and regs regarding Duck season...........I mean, 6, is a lot of numbers to count too.........there's like 5 before that, unless you count "0" which is what most of these girls on this dump tend to bring home, whether at a bar or hunting, though i digress.

P.s.....Lord, you know that whole scenario I talked about regarding someone driving 80 in a 65? Well, I'd like to pray for every board member here with a child (myself included) that if that 80 MPH mundane violator of the law is carrying my child (or anyone else's for that matter) away to use every orifice on their little bodies as a target................................well, a little headsup would be nice. that way, it keeps me (or anyone else that thinks "certain laws need to be looked past in order to get society on track" keeps our children whole.

**BUT BUT BUT, not all the time Lord........Just when I need the law and LEO's to work in my favor...............otherwise, i need us to focus on righting this society by disregarding it's laws. but BUT BUT, just a few laws Lord......you know, the stupid ones. Lord, you got a sheet with those laws - i know someone up there does Lord, don't hide it - and i'll just circle the ones to disregard and WHEN i want you to disregard them. thanks man, you're the bestest

thanks Lord, and thanks msducks for allowing me a place to hang with such a fine bunch of conservationists.

im considering using this as my signature on here

teul2 wrote:

SHANE704 wrote:

gator wrote:prayers sent for pass.

it's just a dog-goned, golly gee willeckers pflucking shame a man of his character has the hammer dropped on his sorry azzz

and, what's even worse, worse by light years i say, aye, tippy tippy day-day, is that anyone, ANYONE YOU HEAR ME henceforth and hithertofore, on this board would be out, gnash teefs, and pull the few hairs you have left on your head out over such an atrocity, A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD, as some law enforcement officer using every means possible to dishonor, dis-integritize, and disenfranchise one who has obviously gone to such limits, such heights, such personal strife as to uphold, holdfast and lead by example to us ALL in the name of CONSERVATION, FAIR CHASE, and just outright human decency.

i mean, you guys act like the old basterdous pissant used his advantage to the pull in dolla bills........dolla dolla bills, when the rest of you poor saps were freezing your azzes off at a boat ramp surrounded by knumbskulls who prefer to ride around that dump in LOUD surface drives.

you know what? as an act of solidarity, an olive leaf if you will, i'd like to lead us in a word of prayer.

will the congregation bow their heads?

Dear Lord, we as an intelligent peoples are willing to do what's necessary to "right the direction of our society" and we CHOOSE Lord to have the law enforcement officers look the other way when the breaking of a law doesn't merit what our brains tells us is important......like Lord, let's just say - for examples sake - driving 80 in a 65. I mean, Lord, that's pretty mundane and really the LEO is showing his/her arrogance and stupidity by even stopping me. Remember, that's just an example Lord..........and, please remember Pass, Lord. He was such a "giving soul" Lord. I mean, giving that steel (or lead) to all those ducks all those times when i was sitting in some garhole.......Lord, it's Pass, Lord........Pass, he's old, real old.......can't you give him a, well, Pass? He probably doesn't know how to read Lord, he probably couldn't read all those rules and regs regarding Duck season...........I mean, 6, is a lot of numbers to count too.........there's like 5 before that, unless you count "0" which is what most of these girls on this dump tend to bring home, whether at a bar or hunting, though i digress.

P.s.....Lord, you know that whole scenario I talked about regarding someone driving 80 in a 65? Well, I'd like to pray for every board member here with a child (myself included) that if that 80 MPH mundane violator of the law is carrying my child (or anyone else's for that matter) away to use every orifice on their little bodies as a target................................well, a little headsup would be nice. that way, it keeps me (or anyone else that thinks "certain laws need to be looked past in order to get society on track" keeps our children whole.

**BUT BUT BUT, not all the time Lord........Just when I need the law and LEO's to work in my favor...............otherwise, i need us to focus on righting this society by disregarding it's laws. but BUT BUT, just a few laws Lord......you know, the stupid ones. Lord, you got a sheet with those laws - i know someone up there does Lord, don't hide it - and i'll just circle the ones to disregard and WHEN i want you to disregard them. thanks man, you're the bestest

thanks Lord, and thanks msducks for allowing me a place to hang with such a fine bunch of conservationists.

im considering using this as my signature on here

Won't fit, already tried.

Deltamud77 wrote:Most of you guys probably know, but I say it anyway, relative to federal law enforcement and prosecution...they are not out there trying to police the small stuff and there has been a shift in US Attorney philosophy that they don't really want to deal with it unless they are pretty certain of a conviction. As such, they build a case over a longer period of time, accummulate more charges (to allow room to manuever in the prosecution process - shotgun approach to charges over rifle - precision approach).

All that being said and completely separate and aside from Pass Taylor, if you are not uncomfortable with the increased erosion of your own privacy and civil liberty rights in view of the Patriot Act and now other EOs signed by Obama (and Bush), then you are either ignorant, blind or stupid.

You realize that the federal government can read your emails without a warrant if they are older than 6 months? There is a bill before congress to try to reverse this ability that is expected to get shot down in flames. One can extrapolate out that the federal government could easily read your posts on this board and decide you are a threat, arrest you, take all of your stuff and (due to a relatively new EO by Obama) jail you indefinitely without a trial.

MSDawg870 wrote:

gator wrote:prayers sent for pass.

it's just a dog-goned, golly gee willeckers pflucking shame a man of his character has the hammer dropped on his sorry azzz

and, what's even worse, worse by light years i say, aye, tippy tippy day-day, is that anyone, ANYONE YOU HEAR ME henceforth and hithertofore, on this board would be out, gnash teefs, and pull the few hairs you have left on your head out over such an atrocity, A SIN IN THE EYES OF GOD, as some law enforcement officer using every means possible to dishonor, dis-integritize, and disenfranchise one who has obviously gone to such limits, such heights, such personal strife as to uphold, holdfast and lead by example to us ALL in the name of CONSERVATION, FAIR CHASE, and just outright human decency.

i mean, you guys act like the old basterdous pissant used his advantage to the pull in dolla bills........dolla dolla bills, when the rest of you poor saps were freezing your azzes off at a boat ramp surrounded by knumbskulls who prefer to ride around that dump in LOUD surface drives.

you know what? as an act of solidarity, an olive leaf if you will, i'd like to lead us in a word of prayer.

will the congregation bow their heads?

Dear Lord, we as an intelligent peoples are willing to do what's necessary to "right the direction of our society" and we CHOOSE Lord to have the law enforcement officers look the other way when the breaking of a law doesn't merit what our brains tells us is important......like Lord, let's just say - for examples sake - driving 80 in a 65. I mean, Lord, that's pretty mundane and really the LEO is showing his/her arrogance and stupidity by even stopping me. Remember, that's just an example Lord..........and, please remember Pass, Lord. He was such a "giving soul" Lord. I mean, giving that steel (or lead) to all those ducks all those times when i was sitting in some garhole.......Lord, it's Pass, Lord........Pass, he's old, real old.......can't you give him a, well, Pass? He probably doesn't know how to read Lord, he probably couldn't read all those rules and regs regarding Duck season...........I mean, 6, is a lot of numbers to count too.........there's like 5 before that, unless you count "0" which is what most of these girls on this dump tend to bring home, whether at a bar or hunting, though i digress.

P.s.....Lord, you know that whole scenario I talked about regarding someone driving 80 in a 65? Well, I'd like to pray for every board member here with a child (myself included) that if that 80 MPH mundane violator of the law is carrying my child (or anyone else's for that matter) away to use every orifice on their little bodies as a target................................well, a little headsup would be nice. that way, it keeps me (or anyone else that thinks "certain laws need to be looked past in order to get society on track" keeps our children whole.

**BUT BUT BUT, not all the time Lord........Just when I need the law and LEO's to work in my favor...............otherwise, i need us to focus on righting this society by disregarding it's laws. but BUT BUT, just a few laws Lord......you know, the stupid ones. Lord, you got a sheet with those laws - i know someone up there does Lord, don't hide it - and i'll just circle the ones to disregard and WHEN i want you to disregard them. thanks man, you're the bestest

thanks Lord, and thanks msducks for allowing me a place to hang with such a fine bunch of conservationists.

Pour me one, too.

flyntwt wrote:could someone elaborate on his ridiculous name?

I feel this merits some attention.