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Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:53 pm
by Blackduck
bigwater wrote:When did I eat corn?

From experience I can safely say 18-20 hrs prior.

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:07 pm
by DoublePslayer
Thats fked up as a football bat.
Messed up as a turned over tackle box.

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:14 pm
by ransco33
Farked up as a nagger flip flop

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:35 pm
by Take 'em
You could f up a wet dream
Sounds about as fun as hang nail in a finger f###ing
Sweating like a whore in church
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel
If your waiting on me, your backing up
Man you were cutting up like a new pair of scissors

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:49 am
by Dutch Dog
Fu**ed up like a reggin bicycle
Slower than smoke off cold $hit
Hotter than a witches pu$$y on halloween.
Slicker than owl $hit

I think this is how this one goes. Reggin weekend 44 hours of "@#$%#" and fixin cars, and 4 hours sleeping.

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:58 pm
by mudsucker
When my ship comes in, I'll probbably be at the airport!

Grinning bigger that a dog eating shat through a wirebrush!

I wouldn't trade this for a whole box of speckeled puppies!

If it ain't broke, try harder!

You can't fix stupid!

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:59 pm
by Big R
Worse than a Bull in a China Shop, what you don't break you $hit on....
You would screw up a one car funeral...
If I was any better I would be twins...
Finer than Frog Hair split 3 ways...

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:59 pm
by Buckwabit
Hard Head Equals Sore booty

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:00 pm
by Big R
Dumb as a day old cheeseburger...

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:30 pm
by stevea
didnt yall understand he didnt want to hear all this. I mean its not rocket surgery!

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:38 pm
by Dux Be Us
Is it Friday yet...catch ya later alligator...after awhile crock o'dile... no worries mate, pimpin' aint easy :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:55 pm
by Trappey
Keep ya head up and your pistols down!
Got more game than a Nintendo
Got about as much skills as a one legged hockey player.
I told ya so
Doesn't know his booty from a hole in the ground

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:56 pm
by Trappey
It's hotter than high school "BEARDED CLAM" out here!!!!

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:07 am
by medic11
there is no place like home

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

Re: If I hear one more bad cliche...

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:09 pm
by bigwater
Should we turn off the spinner