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Personally I think that if u own a woodduck call u might be a topwater.

If u dont own ur own waders

If u claim every duck that is shot by the blind

If u don't know how to unload and or clean ur own gun

If u ever ask "Are we gonna get wet" or if u whine about getting wet

If you own a gadwall call.
if you use confidence decoys.

If you quote the "Duck Commander"

mossyisland wrote:your ringtone is a duck chatter.

Your phone cover is camo.

I resemble both of these!

Where is the line between topwater and inconsiderate bastage??? Showing up an hour and a half after shooting time and setting up 75 yrds away..

LawDawg wrote:

jacksbuddy wrote:You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.

That also falls into the "you might need an booty whooping if...." category

Got to hear that all morning at Howard Miller the first Saturday. Poor poor puppy dog. I'm pretty sure I could have called that dog over to hunt with us. Course his owner probably would have been PO'ed. HERE....yelp.....HERE.....yelp......HERE......yelpyelpyelpyelpyelpyelpHEREyelpyelp.

Blackduck wrote:Personally I think that if u own a woodduck call u might be a topwater.

If u dont own ur own waders

If u claim every duck that is shot by the blind

If u don't know how to unload and or clean ur own gun

If u ever ask "Are we gonna get wet" or if u whine about getting wet

Seeing how my profile reads "Are we going to get wet?", guess that makes me a topwater huh? Of course I can actually duck hunt in my back yard instead of driving 3 hours to somewhere, and been that way for 38 years

hahahaha


We aren't all as lucky as you are SWAG.

You know the guy I'm talking about. Worried about getting wet while duck hunting. Always drying off his gear. Won't sit down in a wet boat without looking around for a dry spot first.

If you are going duckin, just be prepared to get wet. May not happen but more times than not it does.

You buy drake old school camo.

If you call the game warden at 11 pm or 5 am to find.out when shooting time is.....

If you load your chamber when asked to load your magazine....

If you say, " what kind of ducks are those?" When a flock of cormorants flies over.....

If you actually bring a grebe you shot back to camp and leave it on the table with the ducks....



If you can make a squealer call sound real including all of the squealer sounds, you aren't a topwater by any means. The duckmen have mastered it.

I didn't have the grebe on the table. I had him in the freezer and the guy was gonna get him mounted until the game warden took him. We thought he was a sick coot.

LawDawg wrote:you wear facepaint.
you buy bands on ebay

the duck commander wears face paint.....

if you get on a website and degrade other hunters because they dont do everything like you

riverat wrote:

LawDawg wrote:you wear facepaint.
you buy bands on ebay

the duck commander wears face paint.....

EXACTLY!

riverat wrote:

LawDawg wrote:you wear facepaint.
you buy bands on ebay

the duck commander wears face paint.....

Can we get a condition on this to exclude face paint for bow hunting. I've been known to wear face paint bow hunting when it's hot to avoid the mask.