Different kinds of Ms Duck.com Duckhunters?

[tobydawg]

#2 is a little different..later

So what's #2 doc.....

[Deadeye]

Hell, I just thought he met GH22 someplace and was describing the experiance....

OUCH!

[bdogtippo]

Think you struck a nerve. Ready for hunter #2. Are you an fbi profiler in real life

[Bankermane]

He's hasn't met hunter #2 yet. They're hunting. Its duck season. I just came back for more hevi shot and dog food.

[cwink]

Just doing a little stereotyping here but its seems somewhat clear to me being a newbie on here, there could be 2 distinct type duck hunters on here but maybe more but...Heres my figurings

#1 Decal Donnie Joe

Tinted Z71 windows with 4 diferent hunting related decals on back windshield, just a damn Robo Duck mechanic jack of All trades, center console full of extra MoJo parts and mismatched batteries, believes he made someheadway with the DU girl selling raffle ticket the other night. Says his call doesn't sound just right because he dips, so he buys 3 more spinners. hunts a little public land for timber but has a "pit" blind lease in the Delta he thinks hes paid up on. Got a meat dog thats chocolate and will whoop a man's booty if they tell him chocs are inferior. Can knock the booty end out of a Miller Lite and wears a pair of dark Oakleys always. Good ole boy who believes he just might catch a break and have his on TV show on versus one day. Can start up an ole high school football story quicker than a cat can lick his butt.....

Now see if I were a betting man. I would bet my next paycheck that you just described yourself,

[woodrow1]

funny, funny stuff! i cant quit reading these threads!

[swamprooter]

Bankermane is on track.....let me go call my pit boss and see if I can have some more computer time...#2, #3.......their coming...Hopefuly everyone that thinks my humor is insulting has left it and clicked on other threads like Avery Hot buy or Flambou......Yellow or Black lab......Walmart Shell sell blowout!........conitnue on?

[Faithful Retrievers]

If there are two kind of hunters how does number three fit in?

Sounds to me he sat out at the brake and jotted notes about all the jake sticks trying to figure out how to get the boat off the trailer since it didn't come with instructions.

[quack fiend]

Boy, this is great! Swamprooter, please keep it up, you can tell exactly which ones in this thread that you nailed with #1! Talk about getting defensive in a hurry! (If you nail me next, I promise to chuckle about it, not whine like a chap)

[Deagle]

Boy, this is great! Swamprooter, please keep it up, you can tell exactly which ones in this thread that you nailed with #1! Talk about getting defensive in a hurry! (If you nail me next, I promise to chuckle about it, not whine like a chap)

Who yanked your chain? Don't you have some butts to wipe in the ER?

[swamprooter]

Hold tight....Deagle...don't get ugly.....are you a windshield sticker boy too or RNT license plate patrol?

[Deagle]

Hold tight....Deagle...don't get ugly.....are you a windshield sticker boy too or RNT license plate patrol?

Neither one. I just wanted to see if nurse fiend would get her panties in a wad. I mean, his panties..... No, I mean his................ahh, never mind.

[quack fiend]

Yeah, I do have some deagles to wipe sometimes, but I don't complain much about it for 75k per annum. (annum's in the dictionary)

[Deagle]

(If you nail me next, I promise to chuckle about it, not whine like a chap)

Exactly!


Dude, I was just kidding.

[cwink]

Hold tight....Deagle...don't get ugly.....are you a windshield sticker boy too or RNT license plate patrol?

You know your amazing.. You have been here just over a month and you got it all fiqured out. You sound like a know it all teenager to me.. Are you sure your out of puberty?