GATOR!!! MY OH MY!!!!

rjohnson · Postby **rjohnson** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:01 am

nice of everyone to jump on gator and post negative remarks about another site where he posted a story first, grow up folks

no wonder he doesn't post much here anymore

Give 'em hell gator!

sportsman450 · Postby **sportsman450** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:08 am

gator wrote:i have no clue where jd's comments come from, i can't ever remember having a cross word w/ him......but, it ain't like i go about stewing over this site or any other.....

prolly like a shark (er one a benny's minners) with blood in the water, and jumpin you was the "cool" way ta go

weimhunter · Postby **weimhunter** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:09 am

One word for you, "SHARTED" thought you had to fart and you S&^T. SHARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

gator · Postby **gator** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:21 am

weimhunter wrote:One word for you, "SHARTED" thought you had to fart and you S&^T. SHARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i heard that the first time this weekend............immediately thought of that day :lol:

gator

tunica · Postby **tunica** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:24 am

gator wrote:ya see spoon, tunica and myself have a history.....i think he's an extremely acidic poster....not a bad fella, i just feel like he's in the league w/ all the lil ankle biting mutts running around......you know, they yap yap yap, aggravate ya to high heaven, but in the end couldn't do much damage.....

gator

gator, I'll aint a bad fella really But I will Pm ya to finish this.

Blackduck · Postby **Blackduck** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:25 am

Best Sharted story: (attempt to defuse arguments)-- A buddy (honestly not me) had gas while at work. He tried to squeak a little stinker out while sitting in teh ER. That fart had significant particulate matter associated with it and he had to step into a empty room quick. He threw his scrub bottoms and boxers in the trash and went on to walk back to his call room with just his top and white jacket which btw also had a brown stain on it.

It was at the U and if i'd known gator I'd told the guy to go and ask him for some extra drawers.

gator · Postby **gator** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:34 am

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha........

man, i kid ya not, that was monday (my last day off) and i started to wear a damn diaper that next day............scrubs don't catch too much :lol:

gator

gator · Postby **gator** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:38 am

ronnie, i preciate the remarks on my behalf....thanks bro.

we'll get up about that e-collar use, probably not this week (gotta work late) but next week if you can wait....

i'm gonna be honest though, i'm NEW to that side of it and having to learn alot myself, so i'll only offer up what i can......

preciate ya bud, gator

crackhead · Postby **crackhead** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:38 am

every farts a gamble... That was my favorite

bigwater · Postby **bigwater** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:53 am

ya boys don't know chit about chitting on ya self... i'm the formost leading authority on the subject..

case in point.. about 5 years ago i was involved in some type of grapefruit/ salad/ water diet..

it was working well as i had dropped several lbs.. (yes they all came back and then some)..

anyway i was in greenville ms at the yahct club or some joint down on the river.. i was attending a friends rehersal dinner that was also a party with a band and everything..

i had on my perry ellis seesucker suit that was brand new as i had bought it specifically for the party and as a reward for my recent weight loss..

all in all i was feeling good looking good.. drankin alkiehol and dancin the night away on the dance floor..\\

thats when it hit me, it felt like a possible fart pain.. so i immediatly assummed that since it was so many people out on the dance floor that i could easly cut this biatch and "dance" right on away from it.. plus there was a real fat gal out on the dance floor not to far away from me.. i was thinkin that in the event this fart was a real gas masker that the ol fat gal would be the most likely precived to have let that bad boy a loose...

naw.. that aint how it worked that fart was about as close to a fart as a merganser is as close to being a duck.. i knew i was in trouble immediatly as that swampy feeling emcommpassed my anus..

i was free balling it that night so theres no help there.. the next thing i know as i'm dancin i feel something kinda warm soft and yet chunky hitting me around the calf of my leg about where the sock cuff stops.. at that time i was dancing in the corner of the floor not too far off from the restroom..

i took my dancin pardner and swung her around as her back was to me i made a mad dash to the mens room... dropped everthing to the floor and it looked like crow lake had burst out my booty.. me brand new seesucker suit was ruined and i had to untuck me shirt and try to cover up me accident.. i kept on drankin and ended up at someplace called the sandbar.. more than once that night i heard someone say..

WHO FARTED...

Spoonallard · Postby **Spoonallard** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:56 am

Dearest Gator

You and I have been through this before and it seems that you are the one taking this a little personal. I Have said nothing of the other site and know nothing of it. If I didn't think you could take it I wouldn't bother, but it is off season and time to stir the pot a little. Now I know usually we do our apoligies by way of PM and asure each other that we do not take this $#!+ seriuos and are just hacking on the other for the amusement of the board. This time shall be different as I feel you actullay do take this serious. I shall put this on the open air for all to see. Now I know you will come back and say you got me and you don't take this to heart, but I disagree.

So here it is. Gator and I have a history of giving each other hell for amusement. The remarks about him not liking this place or you guys was made as a ruse just to get response. I am the one who started the whole thing by having it posted for your amusement. It was done for the ones that missed it at Gators holding blind. I thought it was funny as hell and it gave me a good laugh. "GATOR IT WAS A GOOD BIT OF WRITTING" But I digress.

Gator I'm really don't care if I hurt your feelings, Cause it seems to me what normally comes out of your mouth finally came out of your booty. I see that you are to sensetive for this game and I shall forever more leave you be. Now I know you will come back with some witty post to save face, but alast I shall not respond as I truly think YOU can't take it. I shall wish you back to the holding blind to whine and put desinex on the redness aqciured while shartting yourself.

Your friend if you need me Spoon

Spoonallard · Postby **Spoonallard** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:00 am

I must come back one more time to say Big Water that's some funny stuff right there! :lol:

gator · Postby **gator** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:03 am

i give up....

gator

Chuckle12 · Postby **Chuckle12** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:07 am

This is getting re-GD-diculous. :roll:

This place is getting to where you can't speak a word without somebody saying something negative or getting pissed over nothing. F-ing reeeeeediculous.

Spoonallard · Postby **Spoonallard** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:13 am

It was all in fun that's all. If any of you take me seriuos you've lost your mind. I have PMed Gator on dog training issues and such and gotton good advice. He can take it. He dose it to me all the time. I do think Tunica was for real though! :lol:

Spoon signing off

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