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This just confirms what I have said all along. Bobby Petrino is a lying, spineless coward. He has proven that time and time again. The man would still be cheating on his wife he didnt get caught. He was sorry he got caught...not sorry he did it. He hired his mistress and the taxpayers are paying for it.

He's never been able to recruit, and this will seal any chance he had of improving that.

The Arkansas fanbase is the most delusional in the SEC. I mock the fact they call him BMFP -- like he is some type of bad booty that dominates and everyone should be intimidated of him. He's a coward that is above average coaching the passing game. His defenses are always soft. He schedules out of confernece pansies. He has a Liberty Bowl and Cotton Bowl trophy. He is despised --not because he is feared-- but because he is a douchebagg. Not shaking a coaches hand at the end of the game? Lying to your players. Lying to your boss. Lying to your fanbase. Lying to your family. Nice work Bobby. Karma is a b*tch.

bigwater wrote:Didn't we use to have an Arkie fan on the sports forum..

I'd love to hear his thoughts on this but I don't think he ever recovered from the pics of his treehouse

I found him: http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=466708.0

He broke the golden rule. You never get your play and your paycheck in the same place. It's grounds for disaster. She may have threatened to tell everything, so he made up a position to give her a job, nobody knows.

Greenhead22 wrote:He broke the golden rule. You never get your play and your paycheck in the same place. It's grounds for disaster. She may have threatened to tell everything, so he made up a position to give her a job, nobody knows.

Gh22 has this problem weekly.

I'm sure there is room in Big Gumbo's tree fort for Petrino to hang his hat and hide out awhile --- I would guess that the little misses back at home is not too happy with the Wild Hog of the Ozarks.

The following is really funny, but I cannot take credit for this creativity --- it was penned by someone else and posted on another board --- and I thought it funny enough to share here:

When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL.
WhenYou get a job in the NFL, you lose games.
When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas.
When you live in Arkansas, you get bored.
When you get bored, you go looking for strange.
When you go looking for strange, you find strange.
When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle.
When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk.
When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle.
When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace.

Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could have sworn we had some AR fans on this board. Anyone, Anyone??

That is priceless PoMonk

I'd hit it.

aweyerman wrote:I'd hit it.

+1

Arkansas girls don't ride first class; they ride coach...

Haha!!!

She's a volleyball Player right?
I bet dat thing could take a smash or make a dig

Btw.. That's the first volleyball smack I've spoke on here or anywhere else.

Hearing that they are going to keep him...heard that they are at least trying everything possible to keep him. The sad thing about this is, ESPN and all of the major sports outlets will forever more use Arkansas's lack of character to attack the entire SEC as a whole. We will all get lumped in. They never should have let that hillbilly school into the SEC in the first place.

If they wanted to fire him, they already would have done it. They are just looking for ways to keep him.

They are selling their souls for the most gutless, disingenuous, douchebag coach in the country.