I Know your a Topwater if?????????

[deltadukman]

3 posts with 0 replies and two of them are edited...sounds to me like you’re the sensitive one.

Look I know what you mean, I guided for 2 years in Drew while in college. That’s why I have such a bad outlook about people from Alabama. I saw it everyday. But instead of calling them out and trying to play "whose ballz are bigger"...we would try and educate them. At one time, I had no idea what I was doing...and I'm sure the Immaculate Duck Hunter Conception didn't happen in Morgan City....being born knowing what to do...and if it did, i'm pretty sure it wasn't you. Now if I were a guide, on this site to solicit business, which a lot comes from new comers or "topwaters"(btw...I don’t like that word...it sounds douchebaggish when saying it) I wouldn't be on here trying to "one up" and run down someone who doesn’t have a clue what to do.

I say that to say, there is a difference between not knowing, but wanting to...and doing it because it’s the cool thing to do.

Good day.

[riverat]

What would the term for a Topwater deerhunter be?

corning coonazz

[mossyisland]

Actually I am trying to put them together for a website and not trying to talk about anybody. I already have plenty from my own experiences, I was just seeing what you guys could add.

[pothole]

If you have ever been in a commercial selling a decoy spray called Hen N Heat to lure in call shy greenheads....

[HeKing]

If you have ever been in a commercial selling a decoy spray called Hen N Heat to lure in call shy greenheads....

I didn't know they made that! where can I buy a case or 4?

[southernvaughan]

Chrome dual exhaust on your mud motor

[harrymdaydotcom]

... if you are extremely hungry

... if you park your high dollar 4x4 next to the blind AND ITS RED!

... if you shoot with a .22

... if your an alligator

[Wingman]

If you have ever been in a commercial selling a decoy spray called Hen N Heat to lure in call shy greenheads....

You just jealous. Gyp Lock is the next big thing I hear.

[cockandlock25]

If you wear your call lanyard inside the restruant to eat.....

Now I've heard some crazy ones, but this beats em all. Who does that!?

[goosebruce]

If your extremely hungery? Man Im a topwater couple three times a day if thats the case. Never thought a double chee could remove topwater status. travis

[novacaine]

If you wear your call lanyard inside the restruant to eat.....

Now I've heard some crazy ones, but this beats em all. Who does that!?

Saw a pin head do it at the Blue & White last year during opening weekend. He couldn't eat his grits cause he was draggin his lanyard in his plate!!!!! He was in his mid 50's . You don't have to be young to be a knothead. My 0.02

[munyoz70]

hope i dont make anyone mad but i had to do it when i saw this.. Its just a good laugh but look at his trucks back window
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[GulfCoast]

If you wear your call lanyard inside the restruant to eat.....

Now I've heard some crazy ones, but this beats em all. Who does that!?

Go look around the Blue and White in Tunica, or Little's in Charleston on any Sat AM about 10:30 or 11:00 and gaze upon the herds, brother!

[donia]

hope i dont make anyone mad but i had to do it when i saw this.. Its just a good laugh but look at his trucks back window
viewtopic.php?f=27&t=75420

saw a student the other day that has a whole flock of big ducks cupped up and about to land on his head.....i mean in his spread....guess where he is from????aladamnbama!

[slamminheads]

If you try to start a fight in the Madison Co. DU Event over a post on this site