Bobby Petrino

[SNOT]

When you don't beat LSU, you get angry. When you get angry, you buy a Harley.
When you buy a Harley, you meet a 25 year old female former college volleyball player. When you meet a 25 year old female former college volleyball player, you invite them to ride your Harley. When the 25 year old female former college volleyball player rides your Harley, you end up in a roadside ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch. Beat LSU.