>Personnel Manager tells her to report to Work promptly at 8.00am. The next
>day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The
>assembly
>line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says
>she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes
>the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
>Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the
>line
>is the new employee. She has a roll of material used for the Elmos and a
>big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
>wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between
>Elmo's legs.
> The Personnel Manager starts laughing
> hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself
> together, walks over to the woman and says: "I am
> sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday, I said, your
>job is
>to
> give Elmo two test tickles".
