Coach "O" goes fishing...

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Coach "O" goes fishing...

Postby MemphisStockBroker » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:23 pm

Coach Orgeron decided to get away from the stress one Sunday afternoon. He took his cane pole to the backwaters of Sardis, walked down a creek and happed up on a very young black boy that had already caught a stringer full of fine bream.

Coach O decided to sit down next to the boy. Baited up with a cricket, he threw out his pole and waited.

"Youze dat new ball curch at O' Miss, rite?"

"Yes son, I am..."


After a pause..

"Yall got that black quarterback that done gone and got his finger broke"

"Right, but he is still playing. A tough kid."


a minute later....

"the dude kickin' feel goals, he just aint worth a chit, huh..."

"We are working hard on that part of the game."


And after a long pause....

"Son, I am proud of you. You know allot about our program. You must be a true Ole Miss fan...."

"O' Miss fan? Naw -- naw sir, I aint no Ole Miss fan. ... cheet, it's bad 'nuff being a niiiger...."
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Postby bigbeeducker » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:25 pm

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Postby Greenhead22 » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:18 pm

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Postby mfalkner » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:38 pm

Dangit Mike!

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Postby Bigpoppa » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:02 pm

Hi-frickin-larious!!!!!!
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Postby duckkiller » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:23 am

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Life is to short to only fish on weekends
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Postby ducman77 » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:51 pm

:lol:
shoot'm in the lips
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Postby GO REBS » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:46 pm

:shock: :( :shock:

I know the feeling!!!!!!!!

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Postby Chocolate Seal » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:25 am

THATS GOOD!!!!
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Postby alembic » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:59 am

I've been reading this message board ever since it got started and have never posted until now. It's good to know that racism is alive and well in Olive Branch. A good Ole Miss or State joke is fine and even fun, but when they resort to using analogies using ethnic slurs they are down right insulting and hopefully should be insulting to the rest of this board. It's good that Memphisstockbroker can get his message of hate out there, so the people who read this message board around the country can keep that positive view of MS that they have had for hundreds of years. Thanks. I hope this message tread is removed from this board by the moderator.

Didn't really want my first post to be like that, but it kind of gets me riled up a little.
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Postby crackhead » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:08 am

Ale in case you hadnt learned 1st time posters dont get alot of respect around here, especialy the ones that dont fill out there profiles. Great post mempho, keep em coming.
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Postby Boogerden Boy » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:32 am

It's good that Memphisstockbroker can get his message of hate out there, so the people who read this message board around the country can keep that positive view of MS that they have had for hundreds of years.


Here's your message of Hate DA! :shock: Everytime time i drive into the big City of Ruleville, i got little afro engineers standin on the side of the road with a handful of rocks ready to unload! Don't give me that BS! I've never, I repeat NEVER done anything to anyone in that town. The fact is that Black people in MS or at least the Delta are taught to Hate white people. I've actually been pulled over for DWW(driving while white).
GO PLAY THAT WITH YOUR RACE CARD !!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby Chocolate Seal » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:43 am

MUST BE A DAMN RIBBON CLERK!!!
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Postby Chocolate Seal » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:46 am

YOU GROW UP IN SUNFLOWER COUNTY, LIKE I DID JACK, AND YO VIEWS WILL CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TILL THEN WE DONT WANT YO POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby crowder critter » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:51 am

these people that take up for the dark skinned people have never had to live with them on a daily basis or try to work with them. They think we owe them everything because we are white and they are black.

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